The Land Beyond Eternity

This is the land of my imagination and my mind. Be prepared, what lies ahead is strange and perverse.......

This portion of my site is only for those in a light mood.

(If in a poor mood, I've got a section made especially to make you feel worse!)

And on with the ever-untruthful bio

I'm a 25 year old CK model currently living in beautiful Los Angeles with many, many beautiful women. My hobbies are astrophysics, painting, writing, and weight lifting. I have one very successful Victoria's Secret Model for a wife. I'm currently enjoying my $750,000,000 inheritance. My future plans are to live a perfect life, and make each and every person jealous of me.

(But seriously, isn't everyone online living a perfect life, instead of you?)

In actuality, I'm a 16 year-old student currently attending school somewhere in Michigan. (Sorry to all of the stalkers, I really don't appreciate being followed. (However those roses you send me every week are really quite lovely!)) My hobbies are Astronomy/Astrophysics, writing, and weight-lifting (but I don't think you'd be able to tell if you saw me, unless, you know, you've got some x-ray glasses on (That one goes out to you Kiesha!)).

The miscellaneous nonsense (I'm running out of colors!)

If you're looking for a meaning behind the name of my site, and you can't think of one, you don't belong here. (Those of you who have ideas, I'd love to hear them! My e-mail address is below!)

There will be more pictures in the future, as I feel like adding to my site. Also, in the future I'm planning to add some of my poetry and insights on life (recommended for those posessing an IQ above 130.)

(The author of the "insights on life" will take no responsibility for any insanity, dimentia, or confusion experienced by the reader. Enter on your own risk.)

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